THEME BY MARAUDERSMAPS

Lorna | Twenty | Michigan

happywater:

hey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear

suarezalex:

okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

exoticwild:

I have a ‘to-read’ pile as massive as my existential crisis.

unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime

unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime